SHAM-ow.

I didn’t really cover the ShamWow dude (Vince Shlomi if you’re really big on getting to a personal level with guys selling you crap at 2AM) and his hooker escapades. But now that photos are coming out of the aftermath of the attack, well, it seems worth revisiting.

Wow. That is a messy f’ing scenario. I’ll tell you what though, nothing cleans up a hodgepodge of your blood and the tainted blood of a surly hooker better than the SHAMWOW. Perhaps this is all a really elaborate viral marketing ploy so you’ll think, “Oh crap, the hooker is dead. My wife can’t know and, since it’s typically a woman’s job to do the cleaning, how can I possibly clean this blood up before she finds out???” Then you’ll remember the teachings of the prophet Shlomi, snap your fingers and then nod and smile “ShamWow!”

Marketing types: You give me the product and a hooker to kill, and I’ll get you some sales!

[pic of the hooker's aftermath above, more on the story and pics here]

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