SHAWNE MERRIMAN BEAT UP TILA TEQUILA

Posted by A. Isaac on September 6th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Gremlin looking reality dud Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila) had a little run in with Chargers lineback Shawne Merriman. And by run in, I mean, he choked and restrained her and wouldn’t let her leave. Consequently, he was arrested

Nguyen, who also goes by Tila Tequila, signed a citizen’s arrest complaint accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Merriman, 25, was arrested at the scene. Nguyen was taken to a local hospital.

Maybe Merriman was doing us all a favor. After all, at midnight if Tequila eats, she does turn into a monster…..

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