Shetland Pony

Via Hark! A Vagrant comes this comic about the adventures of a Shetland pony with a whole lot of responsibilities.

Why is it that every little girl wants to own a pony. I mean they’re cute and all, and I get that every woman thinks she’s a princess even when she’s best fitted for a job siphoning fluids from a septic tank, but ponies just don’t seem practical. You ride it around once or twice, brush its hair, whatever, fine. But did you know that horses have a flap of skin over their penis called a sheath that you have to regularly clean out because debris and goo accumulate in it? You might as well bring Dom DeLuise into your home for the same experience*.

*Yes, I’m aware he’s dead. But until a younger fat man fits this description as well, I’m keeping it. Fuck you.

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