Smurfs smurfing to set smurf record

2,500 douchebags are set to paint themselves blue and dress as Smurfs in order to set a Guinness World Record. I typically like Smurfs, but I find this enraging today for some reason.

More than 2,500 students from Swansea University are expected to turn a city nightclub blue by dressing as the cartoon characters.

The record is held by the town of Castleblayney in County Monaghan, Northern Ireland, which recorded 1,253 Smurfs gathered in the high street last year.

Hannah Lamden, of the university’s students’ union, said: “It’s a Smurf war.

“Bath, Southampton, Chester and Portsmouth University have all tried, but we’re going to make sure that no student is left un-blue. “We want our record to stay in the Guinness Book for years to come.”

To make sure that every Smurf qualifies for the record, students must appear as if they are blue with no natural skin showing.

How uncreative to do the same thing all those other colleges tried. How about you think outside the box? Maybe the world’s largest Smurf gangbang? I think we’ve all secretly desired to masturbate to Smurfette getting doused in smurfmen at some time in our lives. I haven’t jerked off to someone turning blue since I accidentally changed the channel on my remote and came while watching a TLC feature on people who suffocated on the operating table. What can I say? I liked the way she gagged on it.

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