So they don't all know karate

Posted by Chris Spags on July 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm

So due to my racism, I was pretty sure all Asian dudes knew at least one type of martial arts. But this video of a bike messenger getting into a fight with an old Asian dude may prove otherwise.

Hmm, then again, perhaps it’s because it was a Kryptonite bike lock. Asian people are known to lose their powers when confronted with kryptonite. And Superman was known for his ability to do math faster than a speeding bullet. I had dyslexia when I read my Stereotypes For Dummies book, but I’m pretty sure that’s right.

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