Sometimes you just need to see things

Meet Oui the Frog. He’s a frog that enjoys doing human things. In this case, that includes riding a toy motorcycle.

And in the video below, he rides his motorcycle, sits on a toy truck, and passes out atop a bottle.

I don’t know why the kid in the background is wearing a garbage pail either. Maybe it helps the frog meditate? I don’t know man. But some things you just need to see and appreciate for what it is.

What pisses me off though is that I never learned to ride a bike and this frog is there yucking it up on a motorcycle. I’ll be damned if I let this frog pass me up for a promotion too. I’m onto you, you warty bastard.

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