I still think Tony Romo would have been better off dating Sophia Bush (even if he really didn’t), rather than going out with Miss Look-at-me Jessica Simpson. I mean, look at this! Just think, he could be spending these four weeks lying around the house with this! Who needs a pinkie anyway?! (I know, he didn’t really date her, but he could have!)

Any chick willing to bust out the leather dress and the body glitter, and has a body like that, and has touched Minka Kelly, and doesn’t have a dad trying to manipulate her every move… let’s just say Tony chose wrong (even if he didn’t really date her).








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