South Korea teaches immigrants important lessons

In spite of what the Right Wing Anti-Burrito Media will tell you, immigration is an important part of any society. Which is why I commend South Korea for this sign, imparting an important lesson to all the incoming immigrants at its Daegu Immigration Office. Humorous signage after the jump.

Oh if I had a dollar for every time I’ve accidentally stood atop a toilet to crap instead of sitting on it…well, I’d have no dollars as of right now, but I’d definitely start standing up on the toilet more often. Why waste a viable financial opportunity like that? Not sure who exactly would be so interested in my fecal habits to be wagering money on it, but if someone feels like investing, feel free.

What’s gross is that they have this same sign in South Korean cookbooks on how to make beef bulgogi. Even grosser: That probably wouldn’t stop me from eating it. I’d let anyone crap in my plate if it meant being that delicious.

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