Spain's car sales are doing worse than America's

Car prices are at all-time lows across the globe, yet car sales continue to be sluggish. So one teenager has taken the initiative to offer a car dealer an extremely lucrative, if not slightly unconventional offer. The offer, however, is so terrible and highly illegal that you’ll have to find out what it is by clicking “more.”

Spanish police have arrested an 18-year-old for allegedly trying to sell nude photographs of his 11-year-old sister in exchange for a car, police told CNN on Wednesday.

The teenager did not get the car, but he did post several nude photographs of his sister online as a sample of what he could offer to the potential buyer, a 25-year-old man who has also been arrested, a police inspector said.

“Both suspects testified that they had discussed exchanging the nude photographs of the girl for a car,” said the inspector, who declined to be identified by name.

The teenager, arrested Friday in the northern city of Pamplona, his hometown, is no longer living with his younger sister, the inspector said.

Well, I would certainly hope that they’re not being allowed to live together any more. I’m no parenting expert, but it probably wouldn’t be a great idea if the parents were like, “Hey, son, now what you did was extremely wrong. So your punishment is now that you have to sleep in the same room as your sister along with this BRAND NEW FLIP CAM HD! With the Flip Cam HD, you can shoot your sister’s intimate pubescent moments in FULL 1080P VIDEO! IFFFFF…the Price is Right!” That’d only fly in the Barker.Pundstone merged family household, I think.

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