Spider bites

Posted by Chris Spags on May 19th, 2009 at 10:18 am

Via A Softer World comes this important lesson on the reality of spider bites.

Spiders are dicks. Who needs them? They don’t give us superpowers, they have 4 times as many legs as us. How much longer will Charlotte’s Web give them clout? The next time I see a spider, I’m going to kick it in the shins over and over again until it can’t walk, then waterboard it under the water spout. That’ll learn ‘em, until they get really big and attack America. But we’ll deal with that one when we get there.

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