Sports anchor's mic stays on while he pees

I’ll be honest, I don’t think this is so funny, but it seems like it’s one of those things that’ll be everywhere today because it’s so amazing and dammit I’m here for you. So watch and enjoy this New Zealand sports anchor and his vigorous urination.

So here’s a question I have…does a hearty urine stream indicate larger genitals? Like you’d assume that with a smaller johnson, there’d be a smaller urethra and thus a weaker flow, perhaps like a whistling kettle. Now I have no way of testing this since I can’t go around testing penis size and amount of liquid consumed before other people pee, then conducting a listening test as to the quality and power of the stream, but there has to be some sort of science to this right? Anyone with a whole lot of wang experience care to help me out?

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