Spring Break is the best break

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

I cannot stress the importance of Spring Break enough. I had a Spring Break all four years of my college career and I must say I had fun on each one. However, if I were to do it again. I’d have one mission. Seriously. Screw hanging out with friends. I could do that anytime. MISSION: LARGE BREASTS.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.