STALLWORTH SERVES 24 DAYS IN JAIL…INCREDIBLE

Posted by A. Isaac on July 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am

donte stallworth STALLWORTH SERVES 24 DAYS IN JAIL...INCREDIBLE

Hell, they couldn’t even make this guy serve his entire term even though he ran over some dude while he was drunk.

What a justice system.

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth has been released from a Miami jail after serving 24 days for DUI manslaughter.

The 28-year-old Stallworth served 24 days of the 30-day jail sentence after pleading guilty to DUI manslaughter. Stallworth struck and killed a pedestrian in an early-morning crash March 14. Police said he had spent the night drinking at a swanky Miami Beach nightclub.

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