STAN VAN GUNDY RELEASES STATEMENT

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stan 1 STAN VAN GUNDY RELEASES STATEMENT

“As you all know, I have been masquerading as a NBA coach for the better part of 5 years. Unfortunately, people are starting to see that I have no idea what’s going on. Frankly, I should have stuck to porno films but thats neither here nor there.

I’m the only coach in the world who would have lost last nights game. You see, a smart coach would have continued to pound the ball with Dwight Howard in the 4th quarter. A smart coach would have gotten quality possessions in the last 4 minutes. A smart coach doesn’t let his team blow a 14 point lead in a few minutes.

Instead, I stand there with my mouth agape and yell at the refs for a phantom foul on a Hedo Turkoglu outrageous out of control drive to the basket.

Hopefully now, on this big stage of the playoffs, people will realize that my charade is coming to a close.

It was a good lie while it lasted”

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