Steven Seagal: Cop in real life

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

A&E is unleashing a new “real life” series about Steven Seagal’s “actual work” as a “police officer” in between “movie roles.” According to the show, Seagal has been working as a deputy sheriff in his home town for 20 years and now he’s let this very private part of his life hit the public eye in the new show Steven Seagal: Lawman. And Fatman, though that seems to be left out of the official title.

Now assuming Seagal is doing the work of a regular cop, this is pretty cool. But at the same time, I’d be a little concerned about Steven Seagal publicly representing my town’s police force. Cops have to do a lot to dispel stereotypes about their work, but to see Seagal fatly moving from the movie screen (or, more accurately, straight-to-DVD bargain bin at your local gas station) to saving the day isn’t going to do a whole lot to make people think that cops are uniquely qualified to protect us. You could pretty much build a Jello replica of Steven Seagal and it’d do the same quality of work. And have the same body density.

On the plus side, as seen at 0:49, there will be running. And as you may have seen here before, Steven Seagal looks awesome when he runs.

What'd you think of this?

Cast My Vote

comment on this story

blog comments powered by Disqus