Stop being such a dick, Pac-Man

Some French prankster is reenacting video games in real life (see his take on Mario Kart) and now he’s out to defame Pac-Man’s good name in this video.

Actually, it’s probably false that Pac-Man has a good name. He knocked up Ms. Pac-Man then was just like, “Fuck you bitch, fend for yourself.” He did the same crap to his son too, Baby Pac-Man. Plus he’s always popping pills in order to give him his “superpowers” that allow him to eat ghosts. The more I think about it, Pac-Man is just a deadbeat dad and a junkie who’s on a halleucination-filled bender. On the plus side, he does eat his fruits so he won’t catch scurvy. So it pretty much evens out.

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