STOP DRIVING LIKE A MORON

Posted by A. Isaac on June 25th, 2008 at 11:52 am

Ladies, this is directed at you. You suck as a species. I seriously think some of you can’t multi-task.

In my 5 minute drive to get some lunch right now, I was almost hit by 3 of your kind. And you know what, you were all on your cell phones.

Bad enough that you can’t drive without any distractions but with cell phones and the rain today, thats like freakin rocket science.

If this happens again, don’t be surprised if a husky, short brown man comes up to your window and pimp slaps you.

No, not those light slaps either. I’m talking full-out, knock you out type stuff.

And no, I don’t care if you’re old, I don’t care if you have kids in the car, I don’t even care if you’re my mama.

I’m going to tag you right in the kisser.

Have a nice day

Guyism

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.