STOP DRIVING LIKE A MORON

A. Isaac Senior Editor

blond STOP DRIVING LIKE A MORON

Ladies, this is directed at you. You suck as a species. I seriously think some of you can’t multi-task.

In my 5 minute drive to get some lunch right now, I was almost hit by 3 of your kind. And you know what, you were all on your cell phones.

Bad enough that you can’t drive without any distractions but with cell phones and the rain today, thats like freakin rocket science.

If this happens again, don’t be surprised if a husky, short brown man comes up to your window and pimp slaps you.

No, not those light slaps either. I’m talking full-out, knock you out type stuff.

And no, I don’t care if you’re old, I don’t care if you have kids in the car, I don’t even care if you’re my mama.

I’m going to tag you right in the kisser.

Have a nice day

Guyism

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