Stop blaming turkeys for your sloth

Posted by Chris Spags on November 21st, 2007 at 2:10 pm

You know how everyone always likes to go TRYPTOPHAN TRYPTOPHAN as the reason why people get all lazy and sleepy after gorging themselves on Thanksgiving? Turns out that it’s just because you ate too much food and drank too much, fatso. God this is just like living with my mom again, minus the flying whisky bottles. [AP/Yahoo]

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