Stripper pole lesson leads to a catfight

Stripper pole exercising is hot amongst the sloppy mom set because they get to be sexy! And dance! And get in shape! But it goes wrong when you realize that some of these women aren’t athletic and, well, that’s when the magic happens.

I guess the instructor was kind of being a bitch by laughing at the woman. It’s bad enough that she’s way hotter than the woman, but then you throw in the fact she’s laughing as the woman almost paralyzes herself and I can see why an old lady would be annoyed. But there’s no defense for attacking a woman who’s good at stripping. They are Naked Americans and have rights to. They’re completely undeserving of your shoves and barbs and completely deserving of your dollar bills and pressing your erection against them in the hopes that they’ll offer you a BJ in a private room for reasonable rates. It’s a recession after all.

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