Stripping game leads to 14 cars being damaged

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I think that as we as a society get dumber and dumber, people who are of legal, adult age who should know better will do more and more dumb crap like this. See: Throwing rocks at cars in some sort of foreplay “take off your clothes” game.

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Troopers have arrested a man and a woman suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash., as a part of a bizarre stripping game.

Trooper Guy Gill says 23-year-old Joshua N. Sizemore and 18-year-old Amanda L. Madison were tossing baseball-sized rocks from the trestle early Monday. Sizemore, of Tacoma, and Madison, of Lakewood, were booked into the Pierce County Jail in Tacoma, Wash., for investigation of malicious mischief and second-degree assault.

Sizemore and Madison were tracked down by troopers on the ground with assistance from a State Patrol airplane which captured video of the couple throwing rocks. Investigators say Madison was in her underwear when police caught up with the couple.

Investigators say the couple was playing a stripping game, the rules of which involved Madison shedding a layer of clothes for every left headlight the two managed to bust. The same rule applied to Sizemore and right headlights.

That’s pretty clever to throw a game into the mix. Because you know what’s often not nearly exciting? An 18 year-old chick getting naked in public. What’s the matter Joshua, you couldn’t get her to light some sparklers too and do a gymnastics show? How greedy can you be? You might as well have a blowjob competition with ten Brazilian supermodels and ask them if it’s cool if you play WarioWare on the Wii while they’re doing their thing. Some things in life just don’t need to be augmented.

If you’re one of the cars that got hit by a rock, I’d imagine you’d be pretty pissed. Right up until you saw that there was some slut excitedly taking off her bra in exchange for your right headlight’s sacrifice. I’m pretty sure that’s a net gain overall. The last time I broke my right headlight, all I ended up with was a DUI, a sore tailbone, and a night in jail. I’m not entirely sure in which order those things came about.

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