Talking to women is hard :(

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

It may shock you to learn that the purveyors of video games working at Gamestop may not be the most adept at talking to women. Fortunately, there are training videos to teach them about that.

The most important lesson I extracted from the video is that “women don’t like being condescended to or ignored.” That’s basically counterintuitive to everything I’ve ever learned about women. Like when a woman says something, I usually go, “Yeah okay, what, did your VAGINA tell you to say that?” Then I exchange a limp high five with my male friends and go back to discussing whether or not you could see Zelda’s cooch in a freeze frame of Super Smash Bros. She loves it when you look at her like that and she’s better than real women because she doesn’t bleed from her vagina every couple days. Yuckyyyyyyy!!!

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