Tara Reid is an absolute fucking mess and should be ashamed

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Yes I like to keep a little more tact in my subjects but COME ON, fix this stomach crap already Tara Reid.

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It breaks my heart. Not because I have any fondness for Tara Reid or whatever, but every time a blond with a decent face and large breasts waists her potential, I shed a tear. And an angel not only loses its wings, but it careens back down to Earth, splattering its little angel body all over the floor. You happy now Tara Reid? You happy?

And since it seems like Tara Reid’s problem areas are her ass and stomach, is it so wrong for me to wish that she’d get into a horrific, yet not disfiguring, accident that leaves her entirely paralyzed from the waist down? Because I’m pretty sure she’d be the hottest chick rolling around ever. Other than Barbie’s disabled friend Wheels or whatever the f her name was.

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