Taylor Momsen is trying to escape

Taylor Momsen is probably the most delightful sub-18 girl around, so it excites me to learn that she’s part of a new ad campaign by Nike (I’d assume advertising their new line of shoes that don’t do anything for exercise but instead make you vomit up all of your meals). Check out the first commercial:

This is a pretty bold campaign by Nike and really outside the box. When you’re a hot teen on one of the most buzzed about shows on TV, there are always people trying to get a piece. What was most confusing though was how such a large group of pedophiles amassed and how they all had such high-end cameras. Did they sell them at the convention? Was it part of a jailbait scavenger hunt? Oh…those are paparazzi. Well, same diff. Either way, it’ll end with Taylor Momsen’s innocence being lost and she won’t be able to see out of her right eye.

[Thanks to GoingLikeSixty for the tip]

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