Taylor Momsen, Katrina Bowden, and Michelle Trachtenberg like shoes

Posted by Chris Spags on November 20th, 2008 at 9:48 am

From some Reebok event last night…

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This is quite an event. Three incredibly hot girls for every type of man. Katrina Bowden for the general hot blond lover, Michelle Trachtenberg for the guys who like their girls a little cuter as well as the nerds who jerk off to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Taylor Momsen for the pedobear in all of us. And what’s the great unifier here? Shoes! Which is crazy because who knew that you could get women together over shoes? I mean yeah, women all love shoes and whatever, but I didn’t think I could just put a shoe under a cardboard box being supported by a stick and use it as some sort of rudimentary vagina trap. I mean if that’s all it takes, it’s worth a shot. Ether-soaked rags can be so messy.

Reminder: Taylor Momsen is 15. So clearly I would just trap her and talk to her about the dangers of gingivitis.

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