Teen is smart, jumps through roof

Posted by Chris Spags on January 16th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Teenagers are so silly sometimes. But fortunately their retardation and hunger for YouTube fame makes for classic clips such as this one.

Man that’d be awesome to fall through a roof, especially if he landed in a sexy lady’s bed and she was all naked and then was like, “Oh you poor baby” and then made sweet sweet love to him. Except he’d probably have serious internal injuries and perhaps be completely bloodied and also have several broken limbs. Hmm, reality is much less hot than teen sex comedies. Like when I fed that apple pie. All I had afterwards was disintegrated pie with a bleachy cream. Just like mom used to make.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.