Teenagers are so silly sometimes. But fortunately their retardation and hunger for YouTube fame makes for classic clips such as this one.
Man that’d be awesome to fall through a roof, especially if he landed in a sexy lady’s bed and she was all naked and then was like, “Oh you poor baby” and then made sweet sweet love to him. Except he’d probably have serious internal injuries and perhaps be completely bloodied and also have several broken limbs. Hmm, reality is much less hot than teen sex comedies. Like when I fed that apple pie. All I had afterwards was disintegrated pie with a bleachy cream. Just like mom used to make.









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