Teenage blowjob could cost a woman her home

Well this just sounds wholly unfair. A 29 year-old woman who blew a classmate who was 15 when she was 17 is a registered sex offender and it may cause her to leave her home, located in an area where sex offenders aren’t allowed.

Wendy Whitaker, 29, has been on Georgia’s sex offender list for more than 12 years. Her crime? She performed oral sex on a high school classmate just after turning 17. The boy was just shy of his 16th birthday. Both were sophomores. Whitaker is now suing, claiming that given her crime, her sex offender status is cruel and unusual punishment.

After the international uproar associated with the Genarlow Wilson case (Wilson, you’ll remember, was convicted of a similar crime—having consensual oral sex with a 15-year-old while he was 17), Georgia’s legislature clarified state law to prevent these sorts of cases—what Whitaker did 12 years ago is no longer a crime in Georgia. But because some Georgia lawmakers stubbornly wanted to keep Wilson in jail, the legislature took a separate vote to keep the law from applying retroactively. Wilson and Whitaker are still convicted felons. Whitaker’s suit cites the Georgia Supreme Court’s ruling in Wilson’s case, which found that Wilson’s 10-year sentence and mandatory sex offender status amounted to cruel and unusual punishment.

Whitaker is also involved in a second lawsuit—this one to keep her house. In 2006, she and her husband scoped out neighborhood surrounding the Harlem, Georgia home they eventually purchased to be sure they were in compliance with Georgia’s sex offender law at the time. That law prohibited offenders from living within 1,000 feet of any area where children congregate. Despite their efforts, local authorities ordered Whitaker and her husband to vacate shortly after they moved in. They had overlooked a nearby church, which was running an unadvertised daycare service.

Yeah sure, this SOUNDED like a great story and one that warranted my support of the poor blowjob giver. But then I found this picture of her and, well, I completely am in favor of punishing this sexual predator to the fullest extent of the law. She shouldn’t have a home, a family, or the Hostess snack cakes she apparently takes three times daily as though they were vitamins. I’m not a very political person, but one cause I’ve always taken up is less rights for the fat and ugly. Because it’s fine if you’re one. But if you’re both, we have a serious problem and you should probably be stop mixing your awful DNA into our gene pool.

Also, what a sex offender name “Wendy” is. If I had to bet on any name being the most common female sex offender name, it’d be Wendy. It just says “I’m going to diddle underaged boys and give them little race cars not to talk” to me.

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