Tetris porn is so hot

Posted by Chris Spags on June 5th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

I had this video set to post a couple days ago but I probably got distracted by a shiny object and forgot to finish it. Anyway, it’s freaking awesome and you can probably get the gist from the headline above.

I think this is so funny because it’s so far-fetched. Now if it were Doctor Mario, oh man, I’d be blowing a load in my own right eye right now. The way Mario took his honorary doctorate so seriously and somehow cured AIDS through the power of well-placed colored pills is something I can completely get behind.

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