That sex perspiration gets you every time
Nothing can get you all hot and stanky like a roll in the hay with a special person (or not so special person who was both there and alive). Fortunately, this old ad for Arrid Cream shows that, hey ladies, you rub this on and you won’t smell like whore.

Personally, I just coat my genitals in potpourri. The stiff leaves are ribbed for her pleasure. And you haven’t lived until you’ve pleasured your partner and tasted the scents of a brisk fall day in Maine. It goes well with the crabs.
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