That's not how Daylight Savings Time works, silly

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People love to blame the government for everything; it’s just easier that way. But when you think the government can bend time and nature to its will, you might need to reevaluate.

O2xNZ That's not how Daylight Savings Time works, silly

At times like this, I really wish vampires existed. The vampires on True Blood self-segregate, but they all seem way too smart and worldly. But I bet real vampires would just be conspiracy theorists and totally nebbishly, like Woody Allen with a thirst for blood (ideally adult blood). You’d offer a vampire a cheeseburger and they’d say something like, “Oy, I’d love to, but it’d be bad for my diet. The doctor says I need to stick to O negative or I start to plotz.”

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