THE 10 FUNNIEST LINES FROM A CHRISTMAS STORY

Posted by A. Isaac on December 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

As fans celebrate the 25th anniversary of A Christmas Story, Guyism went and picked out the 10 funniest lines from the movie. No surprise that “you’ll shoot your eye out” topped the charts.

10. Triple Dog Dare…

9. The F dash dash dash word…

8. How do the Piggies eat…

7. Son of a bitch…

6, Schwartz…

5. You no good, stinkin, %$#%…

4. Thanks a lot

3. Deranged Easter Bunny

2. Fa ra ra ra ra

1. You’ll shoot your eye out…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.