I remember when my dad used to tell me stories about the legend of this Greek god named Pusseidon. Pusseidon was obsessed with mermaids who had large pointers sisters and loved giving them underwater cunnilingus. One time this guy Charlie the Tuna was really drunk and he stumbled across Pusseidon really giving this mermaid the business in her other hole. READ THE REST OF THE STORY…
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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.
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