The 8 best Halloween stickers for the savvy sex offender

Recently, Maryland passed a law saying that all sex offenders must display a sticker, pictured here, that says “No candy at this residence” in order to keep kids away on Halloween night. But what about the sex offenders looking for a little variety? Maybe they should try these stickers on for size.

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