The best gay Asian supermarket around

As a private business owner, you get a lot of leeway as to what’s allowed or not allowed in your store. But the rules for this Asian market might be a bit too stringent.

I can’t say I approve of this discrimination against women. What if I need my girlfriend to go to the store to buy some inside-out rabbit hanging upside down that you can only get from an Asian market? Is there a basket that she can leave her vagina in at the door? And is that sanitary to be removing one’s vagina and leaving it in a basket with a bunch of others? And what if she grabs the wrong one on the way out? If she picks up one that’s been f’ing black guys, I’m screwed. One day, I hope Asian people can stop being so tricky. And ruining the curve in Calculus class.

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