THE BEST ONE-LINER IN CAR ACCIDENT HISTORY

At a stop light on my way to work….left hand turn lane turns green

I am NOT in the left hand turn lane

Someone hits me from behind….not hard but hard enough where I have to get out and check to see if there damage….

I get out…some ugly broad in her 30s gets out…she’s on the phone…she continues to talk as if I’m not standing there waiting…

after about 15 seconds, this is how the conversation went

Me: Get off your phone…

Her: Excuse me..(still on the phone)

Me: Get off your Fu&#in phone, you just hit me

Her: (telling her friend or whatever that she has to go…)…I didn’t even hit you that hard

Me: I realize that but when you get into an accident, its common practice to stop everything else you’re doing

Her: Whatever, I don’t want the lecture, is there any damage?

Me: What?

Her: If there is no damage, I need to go now, I’m in a rush….

Me: Obviously….pay attention to the road next time alright…

Her: Whatever…(muttered something under her breath)

Me: (As I’m bending over looking to see if there is any scratches or anything, I stop her on the way to the car)….Wait, there seems to be damage maam..

Her: Where?

Me: Well…(and looking straight at her), you must have hit your head on the windshield because your face looks pretty messed up….

Her: WHAT?….F%#& you a**hole

Me: (Laughing) Have a nice day

I seriously laughed for a good 10 minutes….Easily one of the greatest moments in car accident history…

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