The best subway band you'll ever see

I’m pretty sure this is my usual train station which pisses me off because I never see anything this awesome in my commute. The most exciting thing that happened to me today is a fat black lady in a red-tinted weave yelling at me. So, you could see why I’d prefer people in costumes playing xylophones and banjos since at least if I fund their lifestyle, it’s my choice instead of the government paying them with my taxes.

No joke…I’m pretty sure that this is what the end of the world looks like. It’s easy to conjure up images of flaming horses and demons decapitating men, women and children but I’m inclined to think that when the world reaches its organic end, it’ll just be a mess of illogical things coming together and then radio silence. Like you’ll see horses riding fat women and giant cockroaches wearing moo-moos and Asian people driving within the lines of the road while making mistakes on their abacuses (why would they do that while driving? Who knows man, end of the world). So yeah, my theory. And when you see the elephant tap dancing down the street singing the Cookie Crisp jingle you’ll look back on this day and go, “Man, Chris was right.” Then probably get trampled. But still.

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