The classiest marriage ever in Kentucky

White Castles are known for their romantic mystique, so it’s no shocker that a couple getting married met there. The memory was so great that they opted to get married there. Class.

For one couple, it was a fairy tale wedding, castle and all, but it also included a side of burgers and fries.

Kurby and Krystal McDonald’s love story began behind the counter.

“I started working here and her mother was working here and she said, ‘my daughter’s going to start here soon.’ Is she single? ‘yeah,’” said Kurby.

Soon after they started dating, and now nearly a year later, family and friends came together at the White Castle in London for their wedding, slider cake and all.

Plus, it included all the food that comes with a white castle wedding.

“It was awesome, we had burgers and chicken and fries and we eat until we just couldn’t eat no more, so we had a really good time and i think it went great,” said Harlen Lockhart, the groom’s brother-in-law.

You can view footage of the happy couple AND THEIR AWESOME BURGER-SHAPED WEDDING CAKE here (not embeddable…pricks).

I know it’s easy to joke about the couple here and call them rubes or white trash or put on overalls and say, “Hyuck I’m getting married at that thar White Castle’s!” while blowing into a moonshine jug to the tune of “Here Comes the Bride.” It’s very easy. But eh, f it, I like White Castle’s burgers and also like their “f you guys” attitude, so I approve for once. At the same time though, I never envisioned a White Castle’s being a place for love to bloom. The one near me growing up was filled with bulletproof glass because it got mugged so often and to say the characters there were “unsavory” would be an insult to the word. So while I wouldn’t go there for love, I could see myself going there for greasy hamburgers with a 70% chance of being shot through my heart by some guy named “Janky” while he robs the cashier and demands a sack of cheeseburgers all in one swoop. Which is pretty much equivalent to loving a woman from Kentucky, I’d say.

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