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Okay so these videos blew up a couple days ago but then the YouTube account of this kid disappeared so I couldn’t post them, which made me very sad. But some hero of the Internet saved them and reupped them, so my heart is full of joy again. Check out this progeria kid (the genetic condition that makes you take on certain older features at a young age; this kid is either 16 or 22, according to various sources) named “Chicken Little” as he tells celebrities what’s what.

Has there ever been a supposed-to-be-ironic t-shirt more factually based in reality?

I don’t want to be SO mean to this kid because he’s just so weak that it almost makes it unfair. Comically wiggerish AND a rare genetic condition that makes you look like a Mad Magazine caricature of Ron Howard? I mean, even I have a threshold.

I think he got confused here. Just because he looks like an ostrich doesn’t mean that he’s “fly.”

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is much less charming in real life, isn’t it? View more of his videos here.

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