The creepiest man on the Internet has been crowned

If this is legitimate, and for the love of all that is holy I hope it isn’t (though the heroes at 4chan say it is [link has some very NSFW things]), this gentleman is undoubtedly the creepiest human being to ever exist on the Internet. Watch the whole thing to really appreciate it.

You know what’s a bad sign? When there are so many creepy things going on in a video that you can’t really single one out. This gentleman tackles “recycling his own semen” to preserve his sperm count, spanking himself, wearing adult diapers/crapping himself, and then, the capper, is his childlike room filled with toys and posters. Never has Sonic the Hedgehog looked so menacing, presuming you’re not a mustachioed communist who turns cute little animals into robots.

One can only hope he never finds the “anomynoose” female who wronged him. Something tells me there’s a crawl space full of old Sailor Moon toys with her name on it.

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