The Cyrus family raises quality girls

So Miley Cyrus is, well, what she is…wildly successful but also a bit of a hoebag. And the proud family tradition continues on with her 8 year-old sister Noah Cyrus, pictured below (I believe she’s the one on the left) with her little friends on a stripper pole.

Yeah, that’s pretty creepy. I guess you can’t begrudge Momma and Poppa Cyrus since their one child is more successful than a billion other random teenage girls combined, but come on. Maybe it’s just a generational thing. I have a little cousin who’s turning 12 who’s been begging her parents for a Web cam since “all her friends have one.” Now I’m assuming she means other 12 year-olds and not the cool gentlemen on Myspace, but there is no way your child having a Web cam would lead to any good. It’d be more responsible parenting to sell her for a dowry of chickens and a cow that’s not even that capable of tending to my field. But that’s a pretty tough deal to come by, especially in this economy.

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