THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA
A. Isaac 
My experience getting coffee this morning was probably more than I bargained for.
An Indian couple in front of me got to the register and asked for a milk shake for their son.
A milk shake at Einstein bagels? Maybe they weren’t familiar with coffee shops. To make matters worse the young man at the register offered a iced mocha instead…
Uh, last time I checked, a chocolate milk shake and an iced mocha really aren’t the the same thing…In fact, the kid might die if he drank an iced mocha
Anyways, I get to the front of the line…
Him: What’d you have?
Me: Everything Bagel and I can get a medium coffee
Him: You want something to drink?
Me: Yes, a medium coffee
Him: What size?
Me: I said medium
Him: Oh
The future looks bleak folks….
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