Via Amazing Superpowers comes this take on what it will be like for you trying to get laid at the end of the world.
I don’t know that I could have sex with a cockroach. They’re really small and I imagine it’d be very difficult for me to insert my penis inside of one. In fact, it’d probably end up just squishing it or something with the weightiness of my genitals. That doesn’t seem too sexually satisfying for either party. So I guess my point is I should have never put up that profile on RoachDate.com.
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