The Ex-Masturbator

Posted by Chris Spags on August 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

I know the headline conjures up images of some sort of fantastical superhero whose origin story you probably wouldn’t want to know. But this is a simple video of a simple man at Kansas State who has said NO MORE to self-pleasure.

Is it wrong that I just beat off to this, or just ironic?

I don’t know that I totally buy his rationale. Sure, the Bible says that you shouldn’t be wasting your seed in sinful ways. But the Bible says a lot of crazy things. Like did you know that a man isn’t supposed to lay with another man, according to this Bible of yours? Now fine, I can accept that maybe some higher power won’t want me buttsexing my way around with other gentleman, but depending upon how you interpret that, not only must I avoid the butt sex, I also have to avoid cuddling with other men? How else am I supposed to feel safe?!?!? Ridiculous!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.