The Ex-Masturbator
Chris Spags I know the headline conjures up images of some sort of fantastical superhero whose origin story you probably wouldn’t want to know. But this is a simple video of a simple man at Kansas State who has said NO MORE to self-pleasure.
Is it wrong that I just beat off to this, or just ironic?
I don’t know that I totally buy his rationale. Sure, the Bible says that you shouldn’t be wasting your seed in sinful ways. But the Bible says a lot of crazy things. Like did you know that a man isn’t supposed to lay with another man, according to this Bible of yours? Now fine, I can accept that maybe some higher power won’t want me buttsexing my way around with other gentleman, but depending upon how you interpret that, not only must I avoid the butt sex, I also have to avoid cuddling with other men? How else am I supposed to feel safe?!?!? Ridiculous!
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