The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww

Microsoft built a house of the future and it’s about as splendidly lazy as you’d imagine. Take a look.

I don’t know how I feel about this. We’re pretty lazy already, I can’t imagine that making it so we have to do any less is actually going to be good for people. Most of America seems one PE class away from completely bedridden obesity, let’s not tempt fate shall we?

Plus I don’t know that I trust technology that much. What if I say “directions,” like the lady says in the video, and my house robot thinks I said “erections.” If I have to deal with a barrage of robot penises thrusting into my face, I don’t know what I’d do. The last time that happened, they had to fire the person dressed up like Rosie from The Jetsons at Universal Studios.

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