The Joker wasn't always evil

Via MY TWITTER WHICH YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING BECAUSE I FIND AND SAY AWESOME STUFF comes this comic of the day which isn’t a comic in the traditional sense, but is extremely hilarious.

It’s kind of hard being a supervillain though. Like once when I tried to kill James Bond, I was going to just stab him in the heart but then Goldfinger was like, “What the f are you doing” and sat me down for a talk about how I had to set up an elaborate mouse trap with wires and and cages falling and down and a cougar getting loose and mauling him until his blood dripped out and a shark comes up and I just kind of stopped paying attention and realized how silly it was why I was mad at James Bond in the first place. So what if he stole the last bagel at our seminar on proper etiquette during free banquets? That’s hardly a reason to stab someone in the chest.

I guess the real point is that bagels tear people apart. I’ve read nothing on the matter but I’m pretty sure that’s why the Palestinians hate the Jews.

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