Via Penny Arcade comes this comic about the pitfalls of henchman duty.
I’ve always wondered what makes a henchman tick. Like they must be the ultimate team players. Or they must have awesome life insurance benefits. Either way, I think I’d like some henchman. What I lack in financial compensation, I more than make up for in difficult bossmanship borderline masquerading on abuse. Which is pretty good compensation. A cup of scalding coffee thrown at your head is worth about as much nowadays as any 401k.
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