The most honest car salesman ever

Posted by Chris Spags on May 4th, 2009 at 11:47 am

I have no clue what the backstory is on this video, but this Ralph Williams guy sounds like a real winner based upon what his salesman is saying about him.

I’m sure that somewhere, some woman was sitting at home scratching her head thinking, “Hmm, I like the idea of cheap car sales and we do need a new Buick, but I’m not sure I support this Ralph Williams raping me and then buying prostitutes with the money I spend. But we do need that Buick…” That’s the thing with compromise. You can’t always get what you want. Unless you’re looking for rape and a Buick. In which case, it would appear that you, sir, have won at life.

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