THE "OCTOPUS MAN" RESPONDS

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I’m not sure if I consider this lucky or unlucky but I’ve received an email from Patrick Greene of San Antonio in response to this post

In the email, Greene says that indeed on Friday the 13th he filed a lawsuit against Illitch Holdings….He also details how much he hates sports and thinks that all sports fans are stupid…

Here is a majority of the email….I tried to edit out parts that just included more ranting and raving…

This is Patrick Greene,
I read all the comments about me, and I am greatly surprised at the large amount of idiots out there.
The lawsuit was filed on Friday June 13th, and it asks the judge to issue an order to Christopher Ilitch of
Ilitch Holdings, to announce to the public that no real octopus bodies will be allowed in the Arena in the future.
There is no money involved.
This is a sick, ugly, tradition that I am going to get stopped, if I have to take it to the legislature in Lansing.
I do not like sports because they are either too boring, like baseball and basketball, or too violent, like hockey, football
and boxing.
I have never liked sports in my life.
I also do not drink anything alcoholic, like beer and hard liquor.
I have never drank liquor in my life.
There are many people I have met, who wonder what I do for fun.
They are too ignorant to realize there are many things to do that do not include getting drunk or watching sports.
If anyone wishes to contact me directly, Guyism has my permission to publish my e-mail address on their website.

If anybody wants the email address, feel free to drop a line. I don’t want to give this guy any more pub than he already has.

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I would love to see just one e-mail from a sports fan, that does not include obscenities.
Are you people intelligent enough to communicate without using profanity?
I swear every day, but you people talk like it is the only way you know how to talk.
It is not offensive to me, I just wondered if you know any other way to talk
Is anyone out there educated in any way????

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