The perfect murder

Via Channelate comes this graphic illustration of what seems to be the perfect crime.

You know what probably happened? The two swordfish were probably hanging out, talking and whatever. They had a little too much fishbeer and got a little too fishdrunk, started horsing around. Then there was an uncomfortable moment where they crossed swords and they both kind of liked it, but didn’t talk about it after then. The awkwardness was too much for Swordfish 1 to bear. So he plotted this moment, intricately, for days, weeks even. It might have been easier to just tell Swordfish 2 how he really felt for him. But that was a courage Swordfish 1 never had.

Yeah I can pretty much turn anything gay.

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