The Pokemon Card Game Championship winners

I’m perplexed, I expected that a grown man playing a Pokemon Card Game on a globally competitive level would be so well-adjusted and handsome.

I’m sure this guy is really good at the Pokemon Card Game, though I have no clue at all what actual skill would be involved in slamming down a card with a cartoon turtle that shoots water drawn on it. But in his defense, it was probably a cakewalk to the championship against these two kids. I’ve never been around a little cousin or friend’s kid who has the attention span to do anything for more than 10 minutes…I imagine that slugging it out with a grown man in a card game might not be enough to keep these little ones engaged. Plus it’s a known fact that Pikachus gain extra power if you feed them pubic hairs. Advantage: Husky creep.

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