The Pre-Party: $400 an hour

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 7th, 2009 at 10:30 am

Babes: Miss COED: Kristen Gorano.
Babes: Troy O’Leary’s ex-wife will cost you $400/hour.
Babes: Kelly Monaco gives us a leg show.
Babes: Megan Fox talks about Angelina again.
Stuff: Strange laws about sex.
Babes: Beer and Boobs with Ivete Sangalo and Nova Schin.
Babes: Hot girls hug it out.
Babes: Danielle Bux in a lingerie photo shoot.
Babes(?): Someone buy me this now.
Stuff: 53 year-old guy really likes Miley Cyrus.
Babes: Natasha Henstridge in a bikini on Cougar Beach.
Stuff: I want a F**king Poncho.
Stuff: Body Dump.
Video: Never tire of watching this.
Babes: Destiny Dixon is a professional stunt rider.
Video: Man vs 11 swords.
Video: Failed attempts to break a bottle over someone’s head.
Stuff: Psycho donuts
Stuff: The 10 chillingest dogs on the Internet.
Video: Jeremey Piven & Ken Jeong did WWE Raw.
Babes: Kim Kardashian adjusts to the single life.
Video: An amazing piece of driving and drifting.
Babes: Jennifer Aniston has hard nipples again.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.